If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
You had me at taco.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Wanna churn butter with me?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You are my butter-half!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.