Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Permission to board?
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I can turn your software into hardware.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
All you need is MY love
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
I would love to show you first class.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.