Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You looked better when I was drunk.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.