Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I want you. I knead you.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Can you drive my car?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Let’s put our tulips together.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.