Can we still share a netflix account?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I think I glove you.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You're my missing ingredient.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?