You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Nice life preservers.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.