Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
You really flipturn me on.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!