Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.