Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You’re more special than relativity.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Life is better when we stick together.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
You're hotter than a data center!
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Your lab or my lab?
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.