They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
How about a kanga-root?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You set my heart bonfire.
I can score from multiple positions.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number