You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I love your energy.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Do you squat here often?
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.