You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
How about you and I form a binary system?
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.