Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
You’re Isaacly my type
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!