Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I want you more than I want world peace.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!