Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
We should make like your parents and split.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You sweep me off my feet!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.