We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I’m soy into you.
I want to stretch with you.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Composers always score.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.