If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.