I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.