Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You’re more special than relativity.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
You look a lot like my next victim.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?