You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You're my missing ingredient.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?