Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I can score from multiple positions.
Your lab or my lab?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I Tour de Francy you.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you