Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I've only got three months to live.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
When are you due back in heaven?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
How about a kanga-root?