Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
We should make like your parents and split.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.