Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
You dropped something. My jaw.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?