So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
You looked better when I was drunk.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
We should make like your parents and split.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.