Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I perform best when I’m wet.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
You set my heart bonfire.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Know what? I dig you, really!
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I really caribou-t you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.