Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Life is better when we stick together.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
You are my density!
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Composers always score.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I find my core strength in you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!