Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
If you were here, Abby all over you
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Mirra.

Mirra who?

Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don't you?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
You are so right. And I am so left.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.