Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You had me at cello.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
So, is it my dugout or yours?
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Baby, you're a firework.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.