Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.