Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You're just my cup of tea!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.