I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I can be your travel pillow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.