I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
What is your favorite yoga pose?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Life is better when we stick together.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.