Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Your pace or mine?
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I've only got three months to live.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.