Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Love me do
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I can be your travel pillow.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.