Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Composers always score.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.