Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Are you a model?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You are one well-defined function!