Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You really flipturn me on.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Do you like free samples?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out