Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
I really caribou-t you.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
If you were here, Abby all over you
I can be your travel pillow.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.