If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Someone said you were looking for me.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.