Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You're just my cup of tea!
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are my butter-half!
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You're my missing ingredient.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Composers always score.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.