I didn't know angels flew this low.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Let's Taco about love.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.