Want to lock our bikes together?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You had me at cello.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
If you were here, Abby all over you
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?