Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Let's do lunge together
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You're just my cup of tea!
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.