Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Wow, you drive me Davi
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.