Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I think I glove you.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
How was heaven when you left it?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.