Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Permission to board?
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?