Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Your pace or mine?
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I'd love to see you s'more.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Butch.

Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.