Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
You’re Isaacly my type
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.