Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You have one compact set.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?