You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
You are so right. And I am so left.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!