Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
You just caused a heat wave.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
God was just showing off when he made you.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
There’s snow one like you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.