Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If you were here, Abby all over you
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?