Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Want to be workout buddies?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
You're quite the catch, baby.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I want you. I knead you.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!