You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I really caribou-t you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I think we're mint to be!
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.