Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Honestly, I really lilac you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you a model?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.