Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Your pace or mine?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.