Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
You're such a TEAse.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Let's boomerbang!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
You had me at ruff.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.