You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Nice life preservers.
Funny meat-ing you here.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Permission to board?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
How about a kanga-root?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet