Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
How hot does your gas oven get?
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.