Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
So … do you run here often?
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
You looked better when I was drunk.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.