Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Nice life preservers.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
If you were here, Abby all over you
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?