"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Let's Taco about love.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.