Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?