Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
You just caused a heat wave.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.