Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Permission to board?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
How much will $20 get me?
It's always a first class trip with me.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima horny, let's screw.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.