Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
How much will $20 get me?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."