You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You're such a TEAse.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You can stand under my umbrella.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You are my raisin to smile.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?