Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You're my missing ingredient.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
You're a good egg.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
I perform best when I’m wet.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I Ecuador you.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.