Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
"You deserve better and so do I."
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?