I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.