Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
You are my density!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
You sweep me off my feet!
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
We are perfect balance for each other.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?