Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
When are you due back in heaven?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
I Ecuador you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.