Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Want to go for a ride?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You sweep me off my feet!
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?