Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
You're just my cup of tea!
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You leave me Wonton more.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I really caribou-t you.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?