Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.