Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I can be your travel pillow.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?