Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
You are the square to my root.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
How much will $20 get me?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
When are you due back in heaven?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
I Ecuador you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.