Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
You are the square to my root.
My fridge is hotter than you.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.