Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You set my heart bonfire.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.