Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.