Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
So … do you run here often?
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Let’s put our tulips together.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous