Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You had me at ruff.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You dropped something. My jaw.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Your treat or mine?
I'd love to see you s'more.