Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
You can stand under my umbrella.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty