That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Your mausoleum or mine?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.