Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I want you for no raisin.
I want to stretch with you.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.