There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
We're donion rings.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
I really caribou-t you.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
In space, no one can hear us scream.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.