Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You had me at taco.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You’re more special than relativity.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Want to be workout buddies?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
You really flipturn me on.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
How hot does your gas oven get?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?