Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.