Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I Ecuador you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, you rock my world!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I Wanna Be Your Man
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?