Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I can't let it be until I get your number.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
How was Heaven when you left it?
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.