Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Namastay here or come home with me?