You dropped something. My jaw.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
"My cat doesn't like you."
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Can I hold your hand?
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.