Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Love me till ice cream.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Let's boomerbang!
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Love me do
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.