Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Let's do lunge together
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.