Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Honestly, I really lilac you.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.