Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Here comes the sun of my life
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
I perform best when I’m wet.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I less than three you.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?