Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Let's boomerbang!
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
My fridge is hotter than you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.