Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Want to go for a ride?
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
I'd drink your bathwater.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Want to be workout buddies?
I could never Passover you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.