Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Hello Boo-tiful.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
You had me at taco.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.