Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
How was Heaven when you left it?
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.