Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
How was heaven when you left it?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
How was Heaven when you left it?