Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
How much will $20 get me?
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You set my heart bonfire.
Can I be your next varietal?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little love right now.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?