Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Your treat or mine?
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?