If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I like you cherry much.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Your name is insert name here?
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!