Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
I would love to show you first class.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Your beauty is blinding.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.