Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
So how many cats do you have?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
You're a good egg.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Let’s put our tulips together.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.