Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.