How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You leave me Wonton more.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.