Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
You look a lot like my next victim.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You leave me Wonton more.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.