I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.