I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Can I hold your hand?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.