Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I can be your travel pillow.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I really caribou-t you.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
How about we get down to monkey business?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You're the thought that counts!
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?