You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Baby, you're a firework.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.