Funny Pick Up Lines

Horrifically bad and funny pick up lines from men and from women

Funny Pick Up Lines

You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I Ecuador you.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!