Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You dropped something. My jaw.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I want you more than I want world peace.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.