"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Your treat or mine?
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Your mausoleum or mine?
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?