Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
When are you going to invite me to church?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.