Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.