Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
There’s snow one like you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.