Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
There’s snow one like you.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.