Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.