Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
When are you going to invite me to church?
There’s snow one like you.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.