Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?