I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.