Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.