If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
There’s snow one like you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
God was just showing off when he made you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?