Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
There’s snow one like you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.