Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

There’s snow one like you.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.