Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.