Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
There’s snow one like you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
When are you going to invite me to church?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.