Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?