It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
There’s snow one like you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.