Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

There’s snow one like you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.