Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
When are you going to invite me to church?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.