Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.