Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.