Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
There’s snow one like you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.