Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
There’s snow one like you.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.