Christian Pick Up Lines

Great Christian (and other religious) pick up lines for good Christian men and women.

Christian Pick Up Lines

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
There’s snow one like you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.