“I don’t need the facts. I’m a Pisces.”
— Phil Volatile
“Aries: You can't handle me even if I came with instructions.”
“I’m a typical Capricorn. I’m hardworking, loyal, sometimes stubborn, and I don’t believe in astrology.”
— Jonah Peretti
“I have such an ego ’cause I’m a double Leo. I can’t let go of me, you know, so it’s very difficult for me to be somebody else and not me. I’m so into me.”
— Paul Mooney
"Pay attention to today's horoscope: Saturn is backtracking and it looks like you're going to be screwed again."
"No one betrays a Gemini and gets off without a sound ear-bashing."
— Richard MacDonald