“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."
“Whenever I travel with my 4 young kids I always forget something. Like how stupid it is to travel with 4 young kids.”
– Jim Gaffigan
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
"It's amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?"
- Zig Ziglar
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
"When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee."
– Helen Hayes
“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
— Dick Clark
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
"Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while."
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"There are two kinds of travel – first class and with children."
– Robert Benchley
“I’m taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip. We’ve already had 2 major tantrums. We haven’t even left yet. Avenge my death.”
— James Breakwell
"Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid."
"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money."
– Abigail Van Buren
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
"You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…"
"Yeah, working is great… but have you tried traveling?"
“You’re not truly a parent until you’ve yelled at your kid for drinking fluid on a road trip because now they have to pee again.”
— Abe Yospe
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.”
– Steve Martin
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.”
— Susan Heller
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
"By 35, if I’m not engaged or already starting a family, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling & comes to family events tipsy."
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“Forget champagne and caviar – taste the world instead!”
On Big Ben. “It’s just a big clock? I don’t understand all the hype with this clock. It is literally just a clock. It’s going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway. ”
— Montgomery Smith
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”
– Russell Baker
"I have been to almost as many places as my luggage."
“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”
– Caskie Stinnett
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
— Truman Capote
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
"How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel."
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
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