Cookies Jokes

Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
God is Watching The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Hey, we can take all we want. God is watching the apples."
A baker fell down the stairs with a platter full of cookies.
As they say, that's the way the cookies crumbled.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
My new Halloween cookies are bringing everyone back for more!
I call them boo merginues.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
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