What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
God is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
"Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Hey, we can take all we want.
God is watching the apples."