I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
God is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
"Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Hey, we can take all we want.
God is watching the apples."